I can’t sleep because I was watching a tv show about arachnophobia and ironically it’s my phobia that’s keeping me awake.

It’s 4am e.e someone KO me.

weirdobookworm:

mspoffin:

mspoffin:

Who needs boys when you have a cute widdle kittycat??

weirdobookworm:

mspoffin:

mspoffin:

Who needs boys when you have a cute widdle kittycat??

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(via quantumbjump)

Ya know what? Reblog this if you agree that online friends ARE real friends.

angizzoli:

justadashofsarcasm:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now 

This is so my life that’s hurt

(via presidentmomo)

casfucker:

finnickle-frackle:

mishas face.

JARED’S FACE

(via yall-mothafuckas-need-misha)

spoken-not-written:

me in public

(via louiascarlet)

satsukikiryiun:

eva au 8)

(via ryvko)

ironmanarlert:

i like 2 swimm m mmblub ubublb ubblbublbu

ironmanarlert:

i like 2 swimm m mmblub ubublb ubblbublbu

(via quantumbjump)

dgraytransman:

I don’t read wtf as “W-T-F” I read it like “wuh-tuh-fuh” or “wuh-tuh-fk” so when people in slightly modern american highschool movies say “UMMMM DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF???” I always get really confused

{x}

(via itsokaysammy)

prismatic-bell:

criedwolves:

batched:

why can’t there be a boob transfer system for all women?? like, a girl can be like “I have an F cup and I really want to go down a couple of sizes because my back hurts” and a girl with an A cup could be like “Oh could you transfer some of ur boob tissue to me because I’d like to go up a size” and it would be done

do you have any idea how great that would be

ok but imagine if trans boys could donate their boobs to trans girls

IT GOT BETTER.

(via agenderkonoha)

the-sarcastic-robot:

drugs-in-ur-coffee:

selfish-cunts:

dqdbpb:

angelina jolie’s daughter

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and gwen stefani’s son

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both so cute 

Parenting done right

ugh. this is so wrong. how can you support someone letting their kid wear socks on grass. do you know how hard it is to wash those stains out?

I thought I was going to have to yell at someone for being a close minded asswipe but that was the biggest plot twist of my life. 

(via erikisafail)

charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

(via lenaleelangley)